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"I guess I don't understand what it means to be a Republican..."

Ban on Free Speech

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

The Mainstream

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

The United States Public Debt.

US Economy: 'Wow! What a beautiful sight!'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Taming the beast of the free market...

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

Dogmaril...

"Don't be a follower. Be your own man."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Meta data retention.

"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "

Conformity

Atheist's Rule Ok.

"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her."

"I was respectful of religion once. I found it did not suit me. So I vowed to never do it again."

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'