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"What's up with this whole herd mentality thing?" "I'd have to ask."

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

"Atheists are lucky I'm not real!"

Ban on Free Speech

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

God Sneezes Out Creation

"It's o.k., come on out."

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

Innovation & Calculation

The Mainstream

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

The Choice is Obvious

Self-employed.

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

New Year 2020

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

Maternity Hospital

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"