Free Market Theory T-Shirts

"Say, wasn't that guy one of the leading theorists for free-market capitalism?"

Ban on Free Speech

Sigmund Freud.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

The Mainstream

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

Golden bubbles

'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

Taming the beast of the free market...

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

'Our next guest is an economist who is the author of the first economic theory that proves that money makes the world go round.'

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

World Economic: Crisis/Crash/Collapse

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

"Oog has a weird theory - He thinks sex and violence should be separate."

Richard Taruskin

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