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"Carmen's taking it to the competition...but it's not working."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

At the market

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

Guess your net worth, only 25 cents.

Taming the beast of the free market...

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

'Nobody understands you. . . do you blame them?'

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

Stock Market Adventure

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

This franchise is great, but what's in it for you?