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At the market

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

Guess your net worth, only 25 cents.

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

Exchange Fund

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Spiv

Plane Yogurt.

'Nobody understands you. . . do you blame them?'

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'