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Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Louis Armstrong

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Are we broke yet?'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Economic Downturns

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Desert Dermatologist

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

God in the bunker.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

A dream of consequence

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Tourist in the desert

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."