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Money gushes from oil derrick.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Strive for Excellence

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

Every cloud has a silver lining...

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

"Good news, honey - I've been fired. We're rich."