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Draining the World of Oil

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

A Zircon Is Forever

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Free Range Golfers

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Car Breast-Feeding

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"Trepanning for gold"

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

Pressing Problem

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"Cool bling bro!"