Gold Chain Aficionado T-Shirts

Hod-carrier.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

A Zircon Is Forever

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

"Trepanning for gold"

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'Nice bling.'

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!