Gold Chain Aficionado T-Shirts

Hod-carrier.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

A Zircon Is Forever

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

"Trepanning for gold"

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'Nice bling.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'