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"I suggest you take some things off your key chain, or carry it with your other arm from time to time."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

A woman playing a keyboard

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Do you like my bling?

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Snake Dress-Up

Shoe Whore

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

Organ transport team

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"I feel so naked without my briefcase!"

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Bag Lady.