Keychain Aficionado T-Shirts

"I suggest you take some things off your key chain, or carry it with your other arm from time to time."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Scarf puts hat back on.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A woman playing a keyboard

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Bill Bailey

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Do you like my bling?

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Snake Dress-Up

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Shoe Whore

Organ transport team

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"I feel so naked without my briefcase!"