Keyhole Enthusiast T-Shirts

Eye test through a keyhole.

A woman playing a keyboard

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Organ transport team

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

'Curiosity'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

'Nah! He's not my type.'

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

Celesta

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

In need of a wash...

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

'Sorry, didn't have time for lunch.'

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

'Where's the fine print key?'

Golfing on Ice.