Keyhole Enthusiast Prints

Eye test through a keyhole.

A woman playing a keyboard

Bill Bailey

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

The Escape Key

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Organ transport team

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

'Curiosity'

Tune Up Shop.

'Nah! He's not my type.'

Celesta

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

"Oh shit! What have I done? Undo key! Undo key!"

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

In need of a wash...

'Sorry, didn't have time for lunch.'

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

IBM sells personal computer business to China.

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

'Where's the fine print key?'