Keyboard Key Enthusiast T-Shirts

Piano costume

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

A woman playing a keyboard

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Computer Life

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Sergey Rahmaninov

New technologies.

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Col Pugno

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man types with beer on his computer.