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'I'll bet you pressed ENTER, didn't you?'

Lynching on social media

Packaging Russian Dolls

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

A woman playing a keyboard

Bill Bailey

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

The Escape Key

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

Col Pugno

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

Organ transport team

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

Tune Up Shop.

"The fact is, Bob, your amazing ability to focus on problems like a laser beam is freaking out everybody in the company!"

'Nah! He's not my type.'

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

Celesta

"Oh shit! What have I done? Undo key! Undo key!"

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'