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"That request is physically impossible..."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

A woman playing a keyboard

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

Bill Bailey

'We know you have a cat.'

Crash Test Dummy Blues

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Modern Life Blues

Cockerel sings the blues...

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

The Escape Key

"Cat with nine still lives"

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

Cat Boss

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Okay, who's purring?"

Love At First Shock

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

"Little be it for me to question the security of our relationship, but isn't that a puppy?"

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.