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Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Bill Bailey

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Sergey Rahmaninov

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

The Mosskeytoe.

'I can't find my key.'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

The Cartoonist.

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

'Ah... you'll be wanting the King si...er...Queen size.'

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Key at the centre of a maze.

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'

'Always the last place you look.'

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

In jail dreaming of a key/release

Piano costume

"Do we know for sure it's a concussion and not just a Keatsian swoon?"

'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'

'I thought you had the keys!'

'I lost my key to the kingdom.'

"That request is physically impossible..."