Black Gold Aficionado Mugs

Draining the World of Oil

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

A Zircon Is Forever

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Car Breast-Feeding

Free Range Golfers

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"Trepanning for gold"

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Pressing Problem

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"Cool bling bro!"

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'