Black Gold Seekers Pillows

Money gushes from oil derrick.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

Strive for Excellence

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

"Good news, honey - I've been fired. We're rich."