Gold Seekers Pillows

'What do you see in gold futures.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Segregated Beach

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'No surf?'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

The weight of winning gold.

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

Another Victim of Beach Brain

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."