Gold Standard Seeker Pillows

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Bird Symbol Hunting

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Interview.

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

The weight of winning gold.

Strive for Excellence

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

The dove of peace

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

"Good news, honey - I've been fired. We're rich."

'You're paralyzed from the knuckle of your left big toe down -- it could have been a lot worse.'

Every cloud has a silver lining...

"So I forgot to pay the water bill. At least the faucet stopped dripping."

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

"...These are chicken nuggets."

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

The Art Lover

"Times like these bring out the best in us."

"Well, thank heavens I can still laugh about it!"