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Interview.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Flags

"Away with the warmonger!"

Tariff Wars

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"Beg for peace!"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

EU Deal

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Obama visits Mexico

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Peace in Gaza?

TTIP

Brexit Calendar

USA-China, trade war.

"No screen time means more scream time."

Middleast Peace

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

Iraq and the road ahead...

"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."