Gold Standard Negotiator Gifts

Interview.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Flags

"Away with the warmonger!"

Tariff Wars

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"Beg for peace!"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

EU Deal

Obama visits Mexico

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Middleast Peace

"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."

Brexit Calendar

USA-China, trade war.

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

TTIP

Peace in Gaza?

"No screen time means more scream time."

Iraq and the road ahead...