Black Gold Enthusiast Pillows

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

'Please enter your pin now.'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

The Masters.

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Gold Crisis

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Pick Me Ups.

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

"Don't like your present? Fine. Give it to me - I'll wear the diamond earrings."

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."