Black Gold Enthusiast Pillows

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

'Please enter your pin now.'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Gold Crisis

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

Pick Me Ups.

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

The natural selection process in golf.

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

Skunk dreaming.