Black Diamond Explorer Mugs

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Are we broke yet?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Desert Dermatologist

Economic Downturns

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Tourist in the desert

A dream of consequence

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

Pizza Delivery Delays