Black Market Explorer Gifts

'Psst...hey, buddy, want the good stuff?'

At the market

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Exchange Fund

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

Guess your net worth, only 25 cents.

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

'Nobody understands you. . . do you blame them?'

Plane Yogurt.

Spiv

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.