Marketplace Explorer Gifts

'Shop 'til you drop. . .'

Whatever you're thinking of buying, we promise to make you feel slightly inferior.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

At the market

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Exchange Fund

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

Guess your net worth, only 25 cents.

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

Jack and the Beanie stock.