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'Adam Smith Institute? Just follow the invisible hand and it'll lead you to where you need to go.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Shares Nosedive

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

Taming the beast of the free market...

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

The euro as a monster

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

Illuminating agricultural production

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Honey, I swear, I wasn't out wallstreeting!'

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

Rest Rooms: Bulls and Bears

"Is this an upturn or another calm before the storm?"

Customer to broker: 'Before I invest with you, I have to check your credibility ... how many ulcers have you had?'

'Requisition a bigger chart.'

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

"I'm not superstitious, but the internet connection broke down and the computer crashed just when I wanted to buy technology stocks..."

Saving a sinking Cyprus?

'Security, sir. Did you call on some deities?'

George III Enjoying a Frugal Meal

Cyprus - banks reopen.