Farmers' Market Follower T-Shirts

Illuminating agricultural production

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

Grocery Shopping

Shares Nosedive

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

The euro as a monster

Meet the layer.

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Honey, I swear, I wasn't out wallstreeting!'

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

Rest Rooms: Bulls and Bears

Farm Produce - Sweet Corn Potatoes Rocks

look dear... I bought two farmers

"Is this an upturn or another calm before the storm?"

Cornucopia

'Requisition a bigger chart.'

Customer to broker: 'Before I invest with you, I have to check your credibility ... how many ulcers have you had?'

Truffles for Sale

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'

'Adam Smith Institute? Just follow the invisible hand and it'll lead you to where you need to go.'

Farmer's Black Market.

"I'm not superstitious, but the internet connection broke down and the computer crashed just when I wanted to buy technology stocks..."

Cyprus - banks reopen.

'Security, sir. Did you call on some deities?'