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" - And in farm news, the corn is as high as a elephant's eye."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

US election postal vote controversy

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

Milkin' Impossible

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

'Hang on a minute...'

1,572 Performances.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'Sheep striptease'.

'U.S. stocks surged on news that the government they all hate won't go out of business.'