Farm News Follower Gifts

" - And in farm news, the corn is as high as a elephant's eye."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

US election postal vote controversy

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

Milkin' Impossible

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

1,572 Performances.

'Hang on a minute...'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'U.S. stocks surged on news that the government they all hate won't go out of business.'

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."