Farmers' Market Follower Gifts

Illuminating agricultural production

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Grocery Shopping

Shares Nosedive

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

The euro as a monster

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

Meet the layer.

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Honey, I swear, I wasn't out wallstreeting!'

Food Fight

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

look dear... I bought two farmers

Rest Rooms: Bulls and Bears

Farm Produce - Sweet Corn Potatoes Rocks

"Is this an upturn or another calm before the storm?"

Puffs. Gusts. Breezes. Wind Farmers Market.

Truffles for Sale

Customer to broker: 'Before I invest with you, I have to check your credibility ... how many ulcers have you had?'

'Requisition a bigger chart.'

Cornucopia

'Lady G., I think you should know ol' Warren B.'s holding period is forever.'

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'

'Adam Smith Institute? Just follow the invisible hand and it'll lead you to where you need to go.'

Farmer's Black Market.

"I'm not superstitious, but the internet connection broke down and the computer crashed just when I wanted to buy technology stocks..."

'Security, sir. Did you call on some deities?'