Free Market Follower Gifts

'Adam Smith Institute? Just follow the invisible hand and it'll lead you to where you need to go.'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Shares Nosedive

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

The euro as a monster

"I think he's been capitalised!"

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

Taming the beast of the free market...

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

Illuminating agricultural production

"He's rolling over in his grave when free market economics became trade war economics."

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

'Honey, I swear, I wasn't out wallstreeting!'

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

Rest Rooms: Bulls and Bears

"Is this an upturn or another calm before the storm?"

'Requisition a bigger chart.'

Customer to broker: 'Before I invest with you, I have to check your credibility ... how many ulcers have you had?'

Farmers Market. These fresh vegetables are phenomenal! It's uncanny!

'Lady G., I think you should know ol' Warren B.'s holding period is forever.'

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'

"I'm not superstitious, but the internet connection broke down and the computer crashed just when I wanted to buy technology stocks..."

Saving a sinking Cyprus?

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

Cyprus - banks reopen.

Burned Out

George III Enjoying a Frugal Meal