Free Market Gifts

'I remain a true believer in a free market - for CEO compensation.'

The president's men

Ban on Free Speech

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Clown Face Painting

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

Dow Jones drop

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

The Mainstream

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Customer Convention

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

'Will broker deals for food'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Unfortunately my weight is like the stock market. In the short run it goes up and down, but over the long term in keeps reaching new heights.

"I think he's been capitalised!"

Taming the beast of the free market...

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

'Stop that gloating!'