Free Markets Gifts

"So I'm just looking around - right? - when this invisible hand of the market reaches into my purse and maxes out all of my credit cards!"

Ban on Free Speech

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Clown Face Painting

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

Dow Jones drop

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

The Mainstream

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Customer Convention

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

'Will broker deals for food'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

Taming the beast of the free market...

Unfortunately my weight is like the stock market. In the short run it goes up and down, but over the long term in keeps reaching new heights.

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'Stop that gloating!'

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin