Free Market Enthusiast Gifts

"No, thanks - I'm a libertarian."

'Could you run me to the job centre?'

"In my youth I was a libertarian."

"What I wouldn't give to be young and deregulated right about now."

Competitive German Industry Overtaking a Sluggish Britain

Taming the beast of the free market...

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Wall Street Couch

Why markets crash.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Fresh eggs!'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin