Free Market Fan Gifts

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"I think he's been capitalised!"

When Atlas shrugs it off.

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"He's rolling over in his grave when free market economics became trade war economics."

Turkish Democracy

Soldier armed with a pen.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

A Little Extra

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

Grocery Shopping

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"Check out my free white paper!"

My department will NOT take the blame for that lousy quarter...we were ALL hibernating!

Taming the beast of the free market...

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

'No this isn't one of those disaster movies. It's the News.'

"The dotted line is my self-esteem."

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Government Politicians, Who Never Ever Lie

Cornucopia

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

'Buy one get one free' signs coming out of the ground - 'I'm growing them for Tescos'.

"I'd like to file a defamation suit. 'Bear markets' is a derogatory term."

Truffles for Sale

'They're individual cheese slices, Harry. We knew that sooner or later they would want to go free.'