Free Market Fan Pillows

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"I think he's been capitalised!"

When Atlas shrugs it off.

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Turkish Democracy

Soldier armed with a pen.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

Grocery Shopping

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

Taming the beast of the free market...

"Check out my free white paper!"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

My department will NOT take the blame for that lousy quarter...we were ALL hibernating!

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

'No this isn't one of those disaster movies. It's the News.'

"The dotted line is my self-esteem."

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Truffles for Sale

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

Cornucopia

"I'd like to file a defamation suit. 'Bear markets' is a derogatory term."

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'Buy one get one free' signs coming out of the ground - 'I'm growing them for Tescos'.

'They're individual cheese slices, Harry. We knew that sooner or later they would want to go free.'

The eskimo lottery...

'Adam Smith Institute? Just follow the invisible hand and it'll lead you to where you need to go.'

Farmer's Black Market.

'What's wrong with me, Doc? Lately I've been feeling bullish.'