Freebie Fan Pillows

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

'Buy one get one free' signs coming out of the ground - 'I'm growing them for Tescos'.

"Check out my free white paper!"

"Do you card for the free birthday dessert?"

Soldier armed with a pen.

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

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"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"He's rolling over in his grave when free market economics became trade war economics."

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'Prove it.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

Toy - with free cereal.

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

'They're individual cheese slices, Harry. We knew that sooner or later they would want to go free.'

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

Girl collects hotel toiletries.

'Sorry for the delay. Our free-range chicken can't decide what it wants to be.'

James Ward-Prowse

These are the quills used to sign the Declaration of Independence! The founding feathers!

When Atlas shrugs it off.

'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'

'Remember, the best things in life are free - for the first three months.'

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

"I believe you provide free brochures and advice."