Freebie Fanatics Pillows

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Complementary Beverages

In/Out Tray.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"Check out my free white paper!"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Files of Doom

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'Prove it.'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Toy - with free cereal.

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

'Buy one get one free' signs coming out of the ground - 'I'm growing them for Tescos'.

"Have you seen my CD player?"

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

Girl collects hotel toiletries.

'Remember, the best things in life are free - for the first three months.'

Tempo - Announcing our new free call offer! 'There's no such thing as a free launch.'

'And have one for yourself, tomorrow...'

"I believe you provide free brochures and advice."