Freebie Lover Pillows

'Free surprise gift for new accounts.'

'Prove it.'

"The garlic fries were free, OK?"

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Complementary Beverages

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"Check out my free white paper!"

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

What's a CEO's motivation?

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

'Buy one get one free' signs coming out of the ground - 'I'm growing them for Tescos'.

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

Toy - with free cereal.

"They understand that our bonuses should reflect the moral high ground...the higher the better."

Man overloaded with samples

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

My bonus wasn't obscene, but it did come with a parental advisory.

Girl collects hotel toiletries.

Leo's Diner, Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee

'Remember, the best things in life are free - for the first three months.'

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

The Near Outback: People's Republic of Baltimore, 1978.

"I believe you provide free brochures and advice."

'These cornflakes have given me a sharp pain in my tum."