Freebie Lover Prints

'Free surprise gift for new accounts.'

'Prove it.'

"The garlic fries were free, OK?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Complementary Beverages

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

"Check out my free white paper!"

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

What's a CEO's motivation?

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

Man overloaded with samples

"They understand that our bonuses should reflect the moral high ground...the higher the better."

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

'Buy one get one free' signs coming out of the ground - 'I'm growing them for Tescos'.

Toy - with free cereal.

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

Girl collects hotel toiletries.

My bonus wasn't obscene, but it did come with a parental advisory.

Leo's Diner, Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee

'Remember, the best things in life are free - for the first three months.'

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

"Do you card for the free birthday dessert?"

Tempo - Announcing our new free call offer! 'There's no such thing as a free launch.'

A road side billboard advertises: 'bus drivers eat-free' a man is seen rigging a false panel that looks like a bus to his caravan.

'And have one for yourself, tomorrow...'

'I'm contributing to the national happiness index.'