Freebie Enthusiast Pillows

"And never forget that the best things in life are freebies."

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

CEO.

Complementary Beverages

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

The Re-Giving Tree

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"Check out my free white paper!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'Do you have any coupons?'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

Samosas

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"