"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"
Freebie Fanatics Gifts
For those who love collecting and hunting for freebies, our collection offers witty, fun products that capture the thrill. Whether you're a dedicated scavenger or just love a good giveaway, find items that resonate with your favorite pastime. Perfect for gifting to friends who share your enthusiasm or adding a playful touch to your own space.
(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")
"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."
In/Out Tray.
''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'
Complementary Beverages
File Cabinets for Perfectionists
"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."
"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"
'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'
"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."
"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."
'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays
"Check out my free white paper!"
'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'
"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."
'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'
Files of Doom
"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."
'What happened to the free peanuts?'
'Prove it.'
'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'
"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"
'Buy one get one free' signs coming out of the ground - 'I'm growing them for Tescos'.
Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'
Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,
Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit
Toy - with free cereal.
"Have you seen my CD player?"
Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.
Hotel checkout.
Girl collects hotel toiletries.
'Remember, the best things in life are free - for the first three months.'
'And have one for yourself, tomorrow...'
'These cornflakes have given me a sharp pain in my tum."
Freebie Fanatics Gifts Collection
Freebie Fanatics Mugs
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