"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."
Freebie Finders Gifts
Are you looking for a gift that honors the curious and inventive spirit of freebie finders? Our collection features playful and clever items that celebrate their knack for discovering hidden treasures. Perfect for those who love the thrill of the hunt, these gifts blend humor with a creative touch, making them ideal for friends, colleagues, or family members who thrive on uncovering surprises and sharing their finds.
'Money? But it says here you will pay my bills free of charge!'
'Do you think they're here because they're interested in the topic, or because they think there will be samples?'
'What do you do with the time you save?'
"There's more inside."
Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.
"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."
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"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"
"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"
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"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."
'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'
"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"
"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."
"Check out my free white paper!"
'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'
'What happened to the free peanuts?'
"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."
'Prove it.'
'As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me ?4000.'
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'Oh, just send it the cheapest way.'
Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.
"OMG! They're eating noses!"
The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.
Mr. Fun
Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit
Toy - with free cereal.
"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"
The 29p Shop
"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."
'Buy one get one free' signs coming out of the ground - 'I'm growing them for Tescos'.
Apples - Buy 3, Get 3 - Duh.
Ask Doctor Ernie. Dear Doctor Ernie, what's the definition of "buyer's remorse?" You regret what you pay for.
Freebie Finders Gifts Collection
Freebie Finders Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for freebie finders—quirky, creative designs that add humor and personality to their morning routine.
Freebie Finders Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate the inventive spirit—ideal for adding a humorous and inspired touch to any space.
Freebie Finders Prints
Browse our prints designed for freebie finders—beautiful, playful artwork that captures their passion for uncovering treasures.
Freebie Finders T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to the creative scavenger in your life—fun, witty designs that showcase their love for discovery and ingenuity.