Freebie Fanatic Gifts

Computer says 'Download now', 'Get it all', 'Read online'. Man says: 'I'll have the free lunch please.'

'I bought one at the store across the street. Can I get the free one here?'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'This loan will put you in debt over your head, but you do get a free snorkel.'

She quickly filled her pockets...

"Give me a large cone with a sample of everything on it."

A road side billboard advertises: 'bus drivers eat-free' a man is seen rigging a false panel that looks like a bus to his caravan.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Friday

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Complementary Beverages

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

"Check out my free white paper!"

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'Prove it.'

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

Water Ski Accident

Three cheers for advertising.

Toy - with free cereal.

"This was the best school day of the week!"

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!

"Yes, two-for-one's a great deal, but we don't need any freshly cut Christmas trees in June!"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit