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Girl collects hotel toiletries.

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

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"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"Check out my free white paper!"

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

A potato's favourite video

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

"Come at me, Bro!"

'Prove it.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

Dalek gardening...

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

'Buy one get one free' signs coming out of the ground - 'I'm growing them for Tescos'.

Toy - with free cereal.

"How long did you live in Santa Fe?"

Thank God for the flashlight app!

'Pinch runner, Bob! Hold him on the bag! They put this guy on for only one reason!'

'Well, it might be hard to believe now, but in my youth, I was the fastest animal on land...'

'Texting you to let you know that I'll be calling you about a new video-conference app that I read about in a magazine.'

"Do you card for the free birthday dessert?"

"I'll have to admit he's rather attractively packaged."

A road side billboard advertises: 'bus drivers eat-free' a man is seen rigging a false panel that looks like a bus to his caravan.

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

Amazing what you can buy online these days!

"I tried a dating website and found true love. She confides all her personal problems to me, and even her bank account number."

'It means I can come and go as I please.'

"And never forget that the best things in life are freebies."