Freebie Seeker Gifts

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

'Do not answer the door bell until I say so. . . if the pizza guy doesn't deliver our order in 15 minutes, we get our pizza for free.'

Toy - with free cereal.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

If you're happy and you know it...

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I just..."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

He likes to make work fun

Pesky students.

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Too much monkey business...

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Call me!"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Children's Entertainer