Freebie Finder Gifts

'Remember, the best things in life are free - for the first three months.'

Free eye exam.

'Makes working on Christmas day all worthwhile doesn't it?'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"The best things in life are FREE."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"There's more inside."

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Complementary Beverages

'You reek of crackers.'

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"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"Check out my free white paper!"

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'Prove it.'

"Tell me... how is it that a simple holiday ribbon and bow can cost $45?"

'Oh, just send it the cheapest way.'

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

"I have serious doubts about the theory of evolution."

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

The 29p Shop

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

Mr. Fun