Freebie Fan Mugs

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

'Buy one get one free' signs coming out of the ground - 'I'm growing them for Tescos'.

"Check out my free white paper!"

"Do you card for the free birthday dessert?"

Soldier armed with a pen.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Complementary Beverages

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

'Prove it.'

'They're individual cheese slices, Harry. We knew that sooner or later they would want to go free.'

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

Toy - with free cereal.

James Ward-Prowse

'Sorry for the delay. Our free-range chicken can't decide what it wants to be.'

When Atlas shrugs it off.

'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'

Girl collects hotel toiletries.

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

'Remember, the best things in life are free - for the first three months.'

'And have one for yourself, tomorrow...'

Tempo - Announcing our new free call offer! 'There's no such thing as a free launch.'

"I believe you provide free brochures and advice."

A road side billboard advertises: 'bus drivers eat-free' a man is seen rigging a false panel that looks like a bus to his caravan.

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

'These cornflakes have given me a sharp pain in my tum."