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James Ward-Prowse

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Canine Comedians

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Jokes machine.

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Centaur Sprinter

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"Check out my free white paper!"

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'You've got lot toe!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'